My Mild Phobias

Most people have some sort of weird fear. Here are mine. None of these are debilitating. I can face them if I need to, but I'd so rather not.

Gross.

Screechy Things

• Styrofoam & Tinfoil
• I can feel it scratching my soul and my teeth. 
• Also absolutely awful for the environment. 

Horror Films

• I usually close my eyes the entire time.

Dolls

• Ventriloquist dolls are the worst.
• I can thank Goosebumps for this one. 

• Too many realistic looking dolls or plushies in one room make me really uncomfortable.
• I feel like I need to acknowledge them all or they will haunt me.

ET

• I love Doctor Who but I can't deal with ET.

• The part when he dies and comes back to life really gets me. 
• Hate his pig squeal. 

• He's watching me right now, isn't he? 
• Hiding in my sons' toys of course. 

Just let me do this myself.

Other people painting my nails

• I freak out inside if a friend wants to paint my nails.
• Please don't insist! 

• Don't need nail polish anyways
• Chips on my guitar. 

• Had fake nails once.
• One broke the very next day. 

Massages/Facials

• Doesn't matter if I know you or not.
• Would try hot stone or this Buzzfeed chiropractor but that's about it.

Wrists

• Touch the veiny part of my wrist and I may involuntarily whack you. 

Closing my eyes underwater at night. 

• I feel like someone is going to sneak up on me. 
• Doesn't matter if I'm alone or not. 

Baboons

• Their gnarly teeth and red butts are so vicious. 
• I respect them but would never want to get close to one. 

Not sure why I felt compelled to write this post but it felt like a good idea haha. #TheRandomLife

<3 KM