Tuesday, March 22, 2016

My Mild Phobias

Most people have some sort of weird fear. Here are mine. None of these are debilitating. I can face them if I need to, but I'd so rather not.

Screechy Things
  • Styrofoam & Tinfoil
    • I can feel it scratching my soul and my teeth. 
    • Also absolutely awful for the environment. 
Horror Films
  • I usually close my eyes the entire time.
  • Ventriloquist dolls are the worst.
    • I can thank Goosebumps for this one. 
    • Too many realistic looking dolls or plushies in one room make me really uncomfortable.
      • I feel like I need to acknowledge them all or they will haunt me.
      • I love Doctor Who but I can't deal with ET.
      • The part when he dies and comes back to life really gets me. 
        • Hate his pig squeal. 
      • He's watching me right now, isn't he? 
        • Hiding in my sons' toys of course. 
      Just let me do this myself.
      Other people painting my nails
      • I freak out inside if a friend wants to paint my nails.
        • Please don't insist! 
        • Don't need nail polish anyways
          • Chips on my guitar. 
        • Had fake nails once.
          • One broke the very next day. 
        • Doesn't matter if I know you or not.
        • Touch the veiny part of my wrist and I may involuntarily whack you. 
        Closing my eyes underwater at night. 
        • I feel like someone is going to sneak up on me. 
          • Doesn't matter if I'm alone or not. 
        • Their gnarly teeth and red butts are so vicious. 
          • I respect them but would never want to get close to one. 
        Not sure why I felt compelled to write this post but it felt like a good idea haha. #TheRandomLife

        <3 KM

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