Friday, December 13, 2013

Shirts of Self-Deliverance

I know suicide shirts are in bad taste, but I can't help but love them. Perfect for a dreary Friday the 13th! I wish I worked in a sex shop or something so I could wear them all the time. I'd just sit there behind the counter looking surly

This shirt comes from foul mouth shirts



I love the hearts and the rainbow. This one is from Engrish.



Also from Engrish (hey - it's not easy to find funny suicide shirts)



I've always loved toasters. Remember that old flying toaster screen-saver ? Sorta brings a new meaning to that. 
From Zazzle



Now there's one for everyday of the work week for you. Wear them under your uniform - it will make you feel better. 

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  1. OMG these are awful, I can't believe they exist! Normally I'm one for all things bubbly and happy but I think this would be too classic if you had a job like you described. They remind me of this Nietzsche quote, "The thought of suicide is a great consolation: by means of it one gets through many a dark night."

    I bet these would make a lot of people angry or just super concerned. You'd also probably have a lot of people talk to you about Jesus if you wore these lol. Of course I would also be worried about impressionable people that look up to you. There's too many people that actually go through with this. So sad.

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    1. People look up to me? They should never do that.
      I would also be very concerned in someone wanted to talk to me about Jesus if I was working in a sex shop...

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